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Indie Rockers for President

If I were running for President of the United States and The Strokes were my opponents, my attack ads would definitely paint them as elitists. I mean, come on, Upper West Side indie rockers with rich parents? The ads would write themselves.

Also, I think I’d add Sufjan Stevens to my ticket to get the evangelical vote. Another brilliant move from my campaign.

Wiretap Follies

Joshua Green Allen’s new site, Wiretap Follies, just launched and it’s already my favorite thing evars. Check out this post right after you carefully swallow your beverage as to protect your monitor: Uterus Polio.

Palin Hypocrisy

The Daily Show exposes the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of the Republican strategists trying to tout Palin’s strengths. Pure brilliance.

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Reason #478,345 Why I Love My Wife

I was showing the wife how to use Facebook tonight. She had a LOT of fun for about an hour, clicking around looking at people’s profiles, even instant messaging with a friend of ours.

I guess the Facebook honeymoon is over. She just walked up to me, handed my laptop back, and said, “this is a giant waste of my time.”

I love you, sweetie.