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Yes We Did

So very happy.

Eureka!

I’ve just come up with a sure-fire method to choose a qualified candidate for POTUS. Its beauty is in its simplicity. The candidate simply needs to correctly pronounce both of the following words:

Washington
Nuclear

There may be other reasons not to elect someone, but if the above rule is not met, it’s probably best to just [...]

Indie Rockers for President

If I were running for President of the United States and The Strokes were my opponents, my attack ads would definitely paint them as elitists. I mean, come on, Upper West Side indie rockers with rich parents? The ads would write themselves.
Also, I think I’d add Sufjan Stevens to my ticket to get [...]

Palin Hypocrisy

The Daily Show exposes the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of the Republican strategists trying to tout Palin’s strengths. Pure brilliance.

Funny Tidbit from the Campaign Trail

From Harper’s Weekly Review:
A messenger delivered a handwritten note
from McCain to Obama’s Chicago offices inviting the
Democratic presidential nominee to a series of
Goldwater-Kennedy-style debates. Bill Burton, an aide to
Obama, told the messenger, “You know, you could have just
emailed this.”