themuy yeah, right!

Cheap Shot

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Dick Cheney explains why he drives an SUV.

Confused Psychic

Sent to me by my friend, Bart: I think that I am a confused psychic. The first thing that I asked Melissa this morning upon waking up is whether she had heard that John Travolta had died or not. I found this odd that I remembered from my dream but then was aghast [...]

Emo Kids

This is a direct quote from an e-mail my teacher friend received from one of his high school spanish students re: whether or not she is emo:“…anyways emo is not something u want to be u just are and u hate it but u cant not be emo if u already r…”

You cannot argue with [...]

You’re Reading

Here’s a good sign that your reputation for ever reading a book (instead of, say, watching reality television, mindlessly clicking random html pages on the “inter-web”, biting your fingernails, staring vacantly off into space or practically anyfuckingthing else) is severely lacking:

The other night I was laying in bed reading a book when my wife turned [...]

Happy Charlie

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am happy. Thanks for asking.