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Posts from March 2002

Posted
12 March 2002 @ 7am

Tagged
Funny

Lost

A friend of mine (in order to protect his identity, I’ll just make up a name for him: Johnny) lost his wedding ring last night. He wrote a note with his name and number and a description of the ring in case someone at the bar found it. The only problem is, he couldn’t remember [...]


Posted
6 March 2002 @ 9am

Tagged
Funny, Web

The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator a brief sample: This is not an appropriate place for breaking the V-chip. Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed dragging the donuts. Let’s just say I had a lot to learn about smoking the groovy lightbulb.


Posted
5 March 2002 @ 4pm

Tagged
Music

From my cursory glance, this

From my cursory glance, this musician’s royalty calculator seems to be about right on. Good job, moses. Calculate how screwed your band is. Looking at this reminds me of when a band I was in got signed to a small label. And then I think about this silly band that our label signed right after [...]


This guy is insane

This guy is insane. This article makes me alternately amused and pissed off. Staff cry poetic injustice as singing Ashcroft introduces patriot games Read it and learn about Ashcroft’s sing-alongs in office meetings, fear of tabby cats (he apparently thinks they are signs of the devil), ritual of being anointed with vegetable oil each time [...]


Posted
1 March 2002 @ 11am

Tagged
Home, Work

I’ve been trying to temper

I’ve been trying to temper my material urges recently and, for the most part, I’ve been doing pretty good. Not eating out every day for lunch, trying to put alot of money into savings, etc. I even resisted buying a DVD player when I received a bonus at work recently. But, I think this could [...]


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