Renewing my faith in the Interweb

There are times when my job as “the guy who wastes the most time while supposedly working” at InefficentCo^® leaves me a little underwhelmed and with the distinct feeling that I’ve seen everything this great information superhighway has to show us. Those are dark days indeed, my brother/sister and, trust me, you don’t want to see me during my weaker moments. Moments where I bang the side of my head with my mouse, screaming at my monitor, “more funny!” and “why no worky??? why!!!???,” before I collapse in my cube, post-it notes showering down around me, and then lie on the floor, twitching, surrounded by dust mites and CAT5 cabling.

Then there are times like earlier today when I clicked a link on a hypertext document that brought me to Weight Watchers Recipe Cards, circa 1974. Oh, glory day! The angels must be smiling down upon me now as I spit coffee into my keyboard at Marcy’s Enchilada, or giggle with glee after reading about Jellied Tomato Refresher. What a time to be alive!

Thank you, poundy! You’ve re-affirmed my belief that this world provides us with an endless bounty of crazy people with crazy ideas who need (no, beg!) us to make fun of them. It is our job/mission to do so.

Now I feel better.